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Jalechah is learning japanese o_O
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View Profile by ElainaBaker · 2 minutes ago    

japanese is hard!!!!
 
ElainaBaker yay! think ive learnt the first 20 elements on the gay periodic table finally:)
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kelly78 Does any1 no who is the main mod that repairs stuff on here
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ask Simp,Rozza or Brent they a extremely helpful and they can fix what ever ya need done on here :D
 
Nate Taylor is finally home from work, buggered and going to have a billy. How is everyone anyway?
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 9 minutes ago    

yay party time woooo:D I'm good thanks hun,have ya got any plans for tonight ?
 
View Profile by Nate Taylor · 8 minutes ago    

Yeah babe going to have some more billies and then pass out at some stage lol :D
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 6 minutes ago    

sweet... have one for me ;)
 
talaya GO THE BONCOS!!!!
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 44 minutes ago    

HELL YEAH...!!!!
 
View Profile by suavejones · 33 minutes ago    

broncos i hate as well..
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 31 minutes ago    

Broncos rule!!! :D
 
talaya just saw dear john omg channing is sooooooo god damn yummy.... now gonna get ready to go clubbing
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 49 minutes ago    

have a great night hun xxx
 
View Profile by talaya · 48 minutes ago    

thanks jackie so what are you up to?
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 46 minutes ago    

not much just recovering from my night out last night with MrMeener it was awesom and he even got me drinking beer omg...
 
View Profile by talaya · 41 minutes ago    

haha wat happened to bourbon??
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 36 minutes ago    

I dunno lmao I had one beer and kinda enjoyed so I had a like 5 more and then back on the bourbons :D hehehe was a mad night we chatted for hours my night out ended @ like 10am today :D he's a really nice guy oh and I found out Im deaf I had to ask him like a 100 times sorry I didnt hear you :(
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 18 minutes ago    

jackie and mrmeener sitting under a tree, k i s s i n g
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 13 minutes ago    

lmao nah... its not like that Bishop were only friends
 
MissionDelicious is gonna go for a walky; burn off dinner, so she doesn't get chub :)
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 52 minutes ago    

enjoy your walk :D
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 17 minutes ago    

watch out for the boogie man
 
Jaaq466 whats happening every one
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 53 minutes ago    

watching nrl and relaxing how about you ?
 
View Profile by Jaaq466 · 47 minutes ago    

chilling trying to upload photos
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 42 minutes ago    

cool :) on your main page where ya update your status there's a little box on the left of the screen which has upload click on it and ya sorted :D
 
stellz left my wallent in my bf's car ,.. been starving all day
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kaya_123 is feeling cheeky :)
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 1 hours ago    

welcome to my world its full of highly amusing things :D
 
BishopLamont weeee gotta gooooooo, its check out time
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 1 hours ago    

lmao Cya Bishop have a good one xxx
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 1 hours ago    

its a song u dud :P
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 1 hours ago    

lmao dam.. got me on that one meanie...:P
 
View Profile by simp · 1 hours ago    

2 pac - check out time!
 
View Profile by suavejones · 1 hours ago    

we gotta go, we gotta gooooo
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 58 minutes ago    

explains why I havent heard of it I dont listen to rap
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 18 minutes ago    

well u know wat they say. if u dont listen to rap, ur crap
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 11 minutes ago    

men and there rap crap Gawd...how can anyone like someone singing gibberish I like hearing the lyrics not dribble... :P
 
wayneo69 strechs & yawns :D
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MissionDelicious --Don't make me bring out the other side in me. so I hear you think you're gangsta huuuuh, I heard you wanna be. lul
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View Profile by suavejones · 1 hours ago    

ah whatever... nothing like the grim reaper..
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 1 hours ago    

u forgot the n word
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 1 hours ago    

haha they're appropriate lyrics for tonight, has lots of the 'N' word in the song, but I shall not use it :)
 
View Profile by aphexzer · 1 hours ago    

*subs for Whiiguh it fits
 
View Profile by mizC · 1 hours ago    

i want a head job
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 51 minutes ago    

LOL mizC!!
 
kaya_123 is cold and need some snuggle hugs under the doona while watchin tee bee
1 hours ago · more from kaya_123
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mzparnia Date tonight. Haaa the coast tmro! ;) have a good weekend everyone. Talk to you all on Tuesday. x
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View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

have a good one
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 1 hours ago    

whu is he must be a blind cunt HAHAHAHA
 
View Profile by pete81 · 1 hours ago    

so where do ya live ?
 
View Profile by mzparnia · 1 hours ago    

Hahaha was that an attempt to hit a nerve mimi? LMAO you make me laugh! Haaaaaa
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 1 hours ago    

good luck hun xxx @mimmies69 stfu retard
 
View Profile by mzparnia · 1 hours ago    

Appreciate it BL! ;)
 
View Profile by mzparnia · 1 hours ago    

Thanks JK babes. :) mwa x
 
View Profile by aphexzer · 1 hours ago    

Hopes you have great night =)
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 1 hours ago    

haha fuuucuk
 
BishopLamont everybody wanna sound like bone bone bone bone
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View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

BTNH are re-grouping for a new album due to hit in april! all 5 of em!
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

yer man cant wait, flesh is hooooooooome
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

u a funny kunt
 
kelly78 aw mim wat r we gunna do with yr happy self
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View Profile by chlozza · 2 hours ago    

fuck up cunt
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

ye fuck up cunt
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 1 hours ago    

aw this brings joy 2 my face yr a simplton dear the both of u which is really 1 of u or is this u using yr split personality its a pity tho there is usually a gd side and an ugly side u seem 2 jus have the ugly side
 
mzparnia Hi mimmies69 you gutless goat! Haaa
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

i aint not goat u bitch ass muthafucker
 
View Profile by mzparnia · 1 hours ago    

Haha still laughin at you ya goat! LMAO
 
suavejones Sup people
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

still recovering from last night lol how about you?
 
View Profile by suavejones · 2 hours ago    

oh, get on msn gurl
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

be there in a min :D
 
sair83 is texting
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textually active nice... :D
 
Rhiiannonchelsea is annoyed, that we hear about stupid ppl like lara, and not about the poor man in the wheelchair!!!
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View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

*is also sick of it...
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

whos lara
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

ha
 
View Profile by Rhiiannonchelsea · 2 hours ago    

bingle .. who is now single :D
 
miimz is bored! :|
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

cunt copy my name dog bad mistake u gona get head in curb motherfucker no lie cunt
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

mimmies69 you couldnt squat a fly even if ya tried so stop mouthing off cos ya only embarrassing yourself
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

whaaaaat? ur gonna give em head? that's a bit forward of you.
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

aye jackie u dun no shit about me dawg n mission u is a funny bitch ur next cunt
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

would love some crazy nutter to smash this kid, break its face.
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

@Simp allow me ... :D I promise I wont enjoy it too much lmao :P
 
View Profile by Rhiiannonchelsea · 2 hours ago    

LOL, your going to give head in a gutter... c'mon.. at least do it in a room.
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

we cant we all have a go? like, a hundred punches to the face each?
 
View Profile by aphexzer · 2 hours ago    

*pokes Simp-> forward request to Doot for IP trace...we'll make a group road trip out of it ;)
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

I used to do boxing with my stepdad, I'll volunteer :)
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

ow.. not worth our time man.. the best satisfaction for all of us is to get this bitch banned. should teach em not to shit where they eat..
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

i watched a lot of jackie chan as a kid
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

kay, u can do the punches to the face, would happily use bolt cutters to cut the bitches fingers off or somethin nasty..?
 
View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

@Simp for sure.. it might knock some sense into the moron :D
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

brick to the face a couple of times should do the job!
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

My husband's a bricklayer, so I can get the bricks for free...lul
 
View Profile by aphexzer · 2 hours ago    

I just want to brick all over his goat of a face when we're all done =)
 
View Profile by aphexzer · 2 hours ago    

ie. laying a brown sloppy brick ;)
 
Zultan is trying to figure out ways of not doing any study
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

yell out I'm special...
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

u is funny lol
 
TheVman is stressin less so he lives longer
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vocalstar is getting ready to build a hobbit house, its a lot of work and will take 2 years to complete
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Brittloveslizzie is Watchin Nrl
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

me too... :D
 
MissionDelicious is >:|
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View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

big monobrow?
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

no monobrow here, just a case of the angries.
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

why so angry
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

nvm
 
View Profile by BishopLamont · 2 hours ago    

i do mind
 
AmericanGordon is looking at foods that increase Sperm Count
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 2 hours ago    

fuck off fat cunts
 
View Profile by pete81 · 2 hours ago    

your nothing but a bad tempered little cunt ay your nothing but fuckin wight trash your the load your mum should have swollowed
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

cant wait till he gets banned from this site
 
View Profile by pete81 · 2 hours ago    

that thing is a girl a 16 year old teenie bopper wigger
 
View Profile by simp · 2 hours ago    

cocky for a little 16 year old bitch ey
 
View Profile by pete81 · 2 hours ago    

not wrong if i knew where her house was i would go round and slap the cunt wash her mouth out with some soap
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 2 hours ago    

she better get back in the kitchen.
 
Nate Taylor now only has one and a half hours till the work day is over. Woo Hoo!!!
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View Profile by jackie1984 · 2 hours ago    

dont watch the clock hun it will go slower :(
 
jackie1984 be back in like 15mins gonna get some food...
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